Back From The Dead

Back From The Dead

Well, it is Easter Sunday.

Lazarus, Jairus’ daughter, Odin, Lucy Westenra, Brad Pitt in Interview With The Vampire and, of course, Jesus. All of them credited with miraculous resurrection and well done to them.

Pondering this on my morning walk, which I don’t do nearly often enough, revealed that I had way more questions than answers.

Can you really come back from the dead?

Does it count if you’re just in a coma and not technically brain dead?

Does Connor MacLeod count, he’s just immortal surely?

Does sneezing count? Does your heart stop briefly?

Is reanimating as a zombie really allowed? I mean, you’re not really back as you were.

What happens if a vampire bites a zombie? Does it turn into a zombie too? Does the zombie become a vampire? Do they both switch? Would a vampire even bite a zombie as it’s not technically alive? Or is it?

So many questions, so little time. The curse of an overactive mind.

After some of the hangovers I had in my younger days, I’m utterly convinced that I’ve come back from the dead many times and will continue to do so. I am Scottish. I’ve worn a kilt. Maybe I’m the last one!

See you at The Gathering.

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